20xx初中英语绕口令五篇

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just，英语单词，作副词有只是，仅仅；刚刚；正好，恰好；实在；刚要等意；作形容词有公正的，合理的；正直的，正义的；正确的；公平的；应得的等意。

锡（Stannum）英文名：tin, 元素符号为Sn。是一种金属元素，无机物，普通形态的白锡是一种有银白色光泽的的低熔点金属，在化合物中是二价或四价，常温下不会被空气氧化，自然界中主要以二氧化物（锡石）和各种硫化物（例如硫锡石）的形式存在。锡是大名鼎鼎的“五金”——金、银、铜、铁、锡之一。早在远古时代，人们便发现并使用锡了。在我国的一些古墓中，便常发掘到一些锡壶、锡烛台之类锡器。据考证，我国周朝时，锡器的使用已十分普遍了。在埃及的古墓中，也发现有锡制的日常用品。20xx初中英语绕口令五篇感谢来看看！

第一篇 20xx初中英语绕口令

®上文库为大家整理的《20xx初中英语绕口令》，供大家参考。

All I want is a proper cup of coffee

Made in a proper copper coffee pot

You can believe it or not

But I just want a cup of coffee

In a proper coffee pot

Tin coffee pots

Or iron coffee pots

Are no use to me

If I can't have

A proper cup of coffee

In a propper copper coffee pot

I'll have a cup of tea

George Gabs grabs crabs

Crabs George Gabs grabs

When George Gabs grabs crabs

How does George Gabs grab crabs

Betty Botter bought some butter

But,she said,the butter is bitter

If I put it in my batter

It will make my batter bitter

But a bit of better butter

That would make my batter better

So she bought a bit of butter

Better than her bitter butter

And she put it in her batter

And the batter was not bitter

So it was better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter

第二篇 小学生英语绕口令

How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew?

如果一颗露珠会掉下露水，那么一颗露珠会掉下多少露水呢？

The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.

这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。

Sandy sniffed sweet elling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream.

桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。

A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.

湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。

A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.

一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。

第三篇 A英文绕口令

©上文库为大家整理的《A英文绕口令》，供大家参考。

A

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?

A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.

A laurel-crowned clown!

A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.

A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad but a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart, for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower with her three-toed power the she-toad vetoed him.

A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Are our oars oak?

A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.

A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.

A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!"

A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?

B

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.

Betty better butter Brad's bread.

Black bugs' blood.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks.

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons - balancing them badly.

Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter -- that would make my batter better."

Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies.

Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.

C.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

Cheap ship trip.

Cheryl's chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips.

Chop shops stock chops.

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

D.

Diligence diisseth despondency.

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Double bubble gum bubbles double.

Dust is a disk's worst enemy.

E.

Ed had edited it.

F.

Flash message!

Flee from fog to fight flu fast.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy. Was he?

G.

Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Good blood, bad blood.

Greek grapes.

H.

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I.

I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet, I sit.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

I wish you were a fish in my dish.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?

Irish wristwatch.

Is there a pleasant peasant present?

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

J.

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

K.

Knapsack straps.

Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York.

L.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

Lovely lemon liniment.

M.

Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.

Mix, Miss Mix!

Moose noshing much mush.

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame.

Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.

N.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

O.

Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.

Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more.

One art fellow, he felt art. Two art fellows, they felt art. Three art fellows, they all felt art.

One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.

P.

Pacific Lithograph.

Peggy Babcock.

Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

Please pay promptly.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Q.

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

R.

Real weird rear wheels.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Robin Redbreast's bad breath.

S.

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

Sarah sitting in her sitting room, all she does is sits and shifts, all she does is sits and shifts.

Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say this softly. Say this sixteen times in succession.

Selfish shellfish.

She said she should sit.

She sees cheese.

She sells seashells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed.

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

Shredded Swiss cheese.

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

Silly sheep weep and sleep.

Six sharp art sharks.

Six shimmering sharks' sharply striking shins.

Six short slow shepherds.

Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Six sticky sucker sticks.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised. "Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

So she bought a bit of butter,

better than her bitter butter,

and she baked it in her batter,

and the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botter

bought a bit of better butter.

T.

Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.

The blue bluebird blinks.

The cat catchers can't catch caught cats.

The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.

The epitome of femininity.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

The sun shines on shop signs.

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.

There was cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

Thieves seize skis.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Tim, the thin twin tinith.

Tiny orangutan tongues!

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

Tragedy strategy.

U.

Unique New York.



Urgent detergent!

W.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

Who washed Washington's white woollen underwear when Washington's washer woman went west?

Will you, William?

Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?

You sent me your bill, Berry,

Before it was due, Berry;

Your father, the elder Berry,

Isn't such a goose, Berry.

第四篇 关于双唱绕口令

何：您是相声演员

李：那没错

何：据说你们这个相声演员也有基本功

李：我们是四门功课

何：哪四门？

李：说 学 逗 唱

何：说 学 逗 唱。那么这个说的方面，您都能说点什么呢？

李：那说得太多了

何：给我们介绍介绍

李：我们能说个绷绷绷啊 蹦蹦蹦啊 憋死牛啊 绕口令啊 说个字意 猜个谜语 对个春联 这个都能说

何：会的不少啊！这么着吧，今天来的观众不少

李：对

何：很热情

李：没错儿

何：我代表观众我烦您给我们表演一段

李：您让我来一什么

何：您给我们来个绷绷绷

李：这绷不了

何：蹦蹦蹦

李：蹦不动

何：憋死牛呢？

李：我憋死了

何：哪个行啊？

李：前面那都是话佐料啊

何：哪个最拿手？

李：打绕口令开始都行

何：哦，绕口令

李：绕口令拿手啊

何：您会绕口令吗

李：这多新鲜

何：我看不透 我看不透

李：介小我们都得学

何：我知道 绕口令，那得是小薄片子嘴儿，我这个嘴儿

李：行，别抿了 别抿了

何：小薄片子嘴儿知道吗

李：还小薄片子嘴儿

何：就您这嘴唇 皇上的妈

李：这怎么讲啊

何：太厚

李：那也比你这城墙拐弯强多了

何：我招你惹你了

李：这嘴唇后没关系

何：我说你条件不行

李：那嘴里头利索啊

何：真利索假利索？

李：真利索

何：来一个我听听啊，你来一个我听听啊

李：我来一个？

何：啊~ （对观众）怎么样各位?（鼓掌）诶~~还不是跟你吹

李：怎么？

何：要讲究说绕口令，你跟我比，你撞枪口上了

李：是啊？

何：我把你好有一比

李：比作何来呢？

何：比作何来啊，好比啊，你这个王奶奶碰上我这个玉奶奶了

李：这话怎么讲？

何：你还差一点

李：怎么叫差一点呢

何：王跟玉差一点

李：哦 这字差一点

何：不行

李：那你要这么说的话，说绕口令你跟我碰到一块儿，我拿你也好有一比

何：比作何来啊

李：你是这个马奶奶碰见冯奶奶了

何：这怎么讲呢

李：你还差两点呢

何：呵~这么个差两点。要讲究说绕口令你跟我比啊，我把你比作你这个王奶奶啊碰上我这个王奶奶了

李：怎么讲？

何：你还差三点了

李：嘿~要说绕口令我拿你还好有一比

何：比作何来啊？

李：你是这个能奶奶碰见熊奶奶了

何：这是？

李：你还差四点呢你

何：哦~要讲究说绕口令你跟我比啊我把你比作你这个王奶奶啊跟我这个汪太太碰在一起了

李：怎么讲？

何：你还差五点呢

李：不对啊 王跟汪差三点啊

何：太太那两点不算吗？

李：嘿~这两点也算

何：那是啊

李：那我拿你还好有一比

何：比作何来啊

李：你是这个王奶奶碰见王麻子了 你还差好些点呢你

何：甭斗嘴

李：诶~甭呛火

何：试试 你说一个我就说得上来

李：我在这随便说一个，你就不一定说得上来

何：我说完了以后比你那还清楚

李：是这话啊

何：当然了

李：那没说着绕口令之前呢，我得先讲个小故事

何：哦 小故事

李：这绕口令打这故事里头来

何：我听听

李：我们这后台有两个演员

何：哪位？

李：刚才给您说相声的，一个小曹一个教大刘，这俩人好开玩笑，经常在后台追着打着玩，有一天这大刘追着小曹满世界跑，这小曹躲在门后头，在这旮旯这地方，发现一个短的扁担，这小曹抱着这扁担出门要迎这大刘。您听我这绕口令。

何：完了？

李：完了

何：哪句绕嘴？啊~哪句绕嘴

李：我还没说呢

何：那你这干吗呢

李：我跟你说这故事

何：哦 故事

李：这绕口令打这故事里头来

何：这就出来了？

李：这就出来了

何：我听听！

李：你听听

何：怎么说法呢

李：说 从门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的

何：这个？

李：就这个 怎么了

何：打门旮旯出来个抱小短扁担的

李：嘿~

何：比你那真着

李：是啊

何：哈哈哈哈...这有什么啊这个

李：别忙 说上来不算完

何：怎么不算完

李：您当说一个就算完了

何：不就这个吗

李：这不算功夫

何：什么功夫

李：讲究的是一口气我们说它十个

何：多少

李：十个

何：你这气力行吗

李：说完了还不算完，一拍胸脯横大鼻梁还得饶上一句

何：哪句

李：哈哈哈 我可没缓气

何：哦？这可是气力活

李：这是功夫啊

何：我听您这十个

李：我先来一遍

何：我给您数着

李：您可得照我这学

何：十个啊

李：十个不多

何：行 行

李：听这个

何：你说得上来我就说得上来

李：是这话 说打门旮旯后头 打门旮旯后头 打门旮旯后头 打门旮旯后头 打门旮旯后头 打门旮旯后头 打门旮旯后头 打门旮旯后头 打门旮旯后头 打门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的 哈哈哈 我可没缓气

（观众掌声）

何：别鼓掌啦！

李：怎么

何：十个门旮旯 那十根扁担呢

李：怎么 我劈了烧火你甭管

何：就这个

李：这你就不一定说得上来

何：谁说的

李：你说一个我听听

何：你说多少个

李：十个

何：十个啊 我一口气

李：说多少

何：说它二十五个

李：霍~翻上一番都多

何：二十五个 完了饶十六个哈哈

李：十六个哈哈？

何：十六个哈哈 横打鼻梁我可没缓气

李：哦 那许你这气力比我这长啊

何：你看我这气力吧

李：那我可给你数着

何：你数着啊

李：二十五个

何：当然了

李：还十六个哈哈？

何：十六个哈哈

李：咱们数这哈哈

何：来着啊 我先运运气啊

李：运足了没有啊

何：没问题了

李：现在能开始了吧

何：听着吧 打门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的 清楚不清楚？

李：清楚

何：一个

李：这么说啊？！

何：啊～

李：一个一个分开了说，那我能说一万多个呢

何：你说一个我听听

李：甭来这个 你连着一口气

何：一口气？

李：知道吗？

何：当然了

李：说一个我听听

何：我说出来就比你清楚

李：是啊？说吧

何：听着吧。二十五个？

李：二十五个

何：十六个哈哈？

李：这不是你说的嘛！

何：听着啊 打门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的 打门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的 打门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的 打门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的 打门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的 打门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的 打门旮旯后头出来个抱小短扁担的.......（数手指 没声音了）哈哈哈哈哈.....没缓气

（观众“噫～～” 小伟感谢大伙）

李：行了行了你，别谢谢了。还没缓气，什么玩意啊这叫

何：功夫 功夫

李：你这才全嚼了呢

何：这个这个 说简单

李：哦，说还简单

何：真正复杂的、难度大的 唱

李：唱绕口令？

何：诶～快扁有这么一段

李：您先等会儿 快什么

何：快扁

李：快扁？没见过

何：怎么没见过

李：那叫快板

何：诶~有一段绕口令

李：那是基本功的节目

何：基本功。你学过吗

李：嘿～您撞枪口上了，头一段我就学的是这个

何：咱来来

李：咱们俩来来？

何：一人唱半段看谁嘴快，看谁嘴里头干净

李：这可叫打擂

何：那可不

李：前后半段这么唱

何：那可不

李：我还让你个便宜

何：什么便宜

李：我来前半段

何：行，我接后半段

李：我让你休息会儿

何：可以可以

李：我唱完了是你的

何：会打板吗？

李：多新鲜阿 唱快板的不会打板？！

何：得打齐了

李：俩人打齐了

何：打齐了

李：打不齐那叫那叫什么玩艺儿啊

何：行不行

李：没问题

何：咱来来

李：来吧

何：还掳胳膊挽袖子

李：你看 唱快板讲究把这袖口得挽起来啊

何：是这个架式。咱来来啊

李：来吧

何：咱可得打齐了

李：没问题

何：直功直令的

李：错不了

何：你前半段我后半段

李：上下本分开

何：准保比你唱得清楚

李：那不一定

何：赶板跺字

（两人打板）

李：高高山上有一位老僧，身披着衲头几千层。您若问老僧年高迈，曾记得黄河九澄清。五百年前清一澄，倒有这么四千五百层。老僧收了八个徒弟，这么八个可有法名。大徒弟名字就叫青头愣，二徒弟他名叫愣头青。三徒弟名叫僧三点，四徒弟他名叫点三僧。五徒弟名叫蹦葫芦棒，六徒弟名叫棒葫芦蹦。七徒弟名字就叫随风化，八徒弟他的名字就叫做化随风。老师傅教了八宗艺，八仙过海各显其能：青头愣会敲磬，愣头青会撞钟。僧三点会吹管，点三僧会捧笙。蹦葫芦棒会打鼓，棒葫芦蹦会念经。随风化会扫地，这个化随风会点灯。老师傅让他们换一换，要想交换万不能。老师傅一见有了气，要打徒弟整八名。眼看着八位僧人要挨打，又来了五位云游僧。凑齐僧人十三位，一起到后院数玲珑。这个后院有座玲珑塔，咱们上去数单层，回来数双层。谁要是数罢谁就是个大师兄。

玲珑塔来塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第一层，一张高桌四条腿，一个和尚一本经，一副铙钹一口磬，一个木头鱼子一盏灯，一个金钟整四两，被那风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔咱们隔过了二层数三层，三张高桌十二条腿，三个和尚三本经，三副铙钹三口磬，三个木头鱼子三盏灯，三个金钟十二两，被那风儿响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第五层，五张高桌二十条腿，五个和尚五本经，五副铙钹五口磬，五个木头鱼子五盏灯，五个金钟，二十两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第七层，七张高桌二十八条腿，七个和尚七本经，这个七副铙钹七口磬，七个木头鱼子七盏灯，七个金钟，二十八两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第九层，九张高桌三十六条腿，九个和尚九本经，九副铙钹九口磬，九个木头鱼子九盏灯。九个金钟，三十六两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔十一层，十一张高桌条四十四条腿，十一个和尚十一本经，十一副铙钹十一口磬，十一个木头鱼子十一盏灯，十一个金钟，四十四两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔到了尖的十三层，十三张高桌五十二条腿，十三个和尚十三本经，十三副铙钹十三口磬，十三个木头鱼子十三盏灯，十三个金钟，五十二两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔往回数十二层，十二张高桌四十八条腿，十二个和尚十二本经，十二副铙钹十二口磬，十二个木头鱼子十二盏灯，十二个金钟，四十八两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第十层，十张高桌四十条腿，十个和尚十本经，十副铙钹十口磬，十个木头鱼子十盏灯。十个金钟，四十两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第八层，八张高桌三十二条腿，八个和尚八本经，八副铙钹八口磬，八个木头鱼子八盏灯，八个金钟，三十二两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第六层，六张高桌二十四条腿，六个和尚六本经，六副铙钹六口磬，六个木头鱼子六盏灯，六个金钟，二十四两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第四层。四张高桌十六条腿，四个和尚四本经，四副铙钹四口磬，四个木头鱼子四盏灯。四个金钟，十六两，风儿一刮响哗啷。玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第二层，两张高桌八条腿，两个和尚两本经，两副铙钹两口磬，两个木头鱼子两盏灯，两个金钟整八两，风儿一刮响哗啷。

僧人数罢玲珑塔，抬起头来看分明：天上看，满天星。地上看，一个坑.坑里看，冻着冰。冰上看，立着松。松上看，落着鹰。山前看，一老僧。僧前看，一本经。屋里看，点着灯。墙上看，钉着钉。钉上看，挂着弓。看着看着花了眼，西北变天起了大风。说大风，好大的风，十个人见了九个人惊。刮散了，满天星。刮平了，地上坑。刮化了，坑中冰。刮倒了，冰上松。刮飞了，松上鹰。刮走了，一老僧。刮碎了，僧前经。刮灭了，屋里灯。刮掉了，墙上钉。刮翻了，钉上弓。直刮的：星散坑平冰化松倒鹰飞僧走经碎灯灭钉掉弓崩这么一段绕口令。

李：接这个

何：（打板）再～见～（要下台）

李：（拽回来）可气不可气啊？再见还在板上

何：短小精干

李：什么短小精干阿？！太短了

何：太短了？

李：跟我这长短得差不多

何：我这后边长着呢

李：你唱啊

何：我唱就比你强

李：不一定

何：你看你唱的慈心泪都快下来了知道吗

李：那不是唱的，那就这毛病

何：你听我这个阿 赶板跺字

李：是吗

何：赶板跺字

李：来吧

何：你听我这个啊

李：唱吧

何：（打板）数九寒天冷风嗖，转年这个春打六九头，正月十五是龙灯会，有一对狮子滚绣球，三月三十王母娘娘的蟠桃会，大闹天宫孙悟空就把这个仙桃偷，五月单五端阳日，白蛇许仙不到头，七月七传说本是天河配，牛郎织女泪交流，八月十五云遮月，月里的嫦娥犯了忧愁，要说愁，咱们净说愁，我唱一段绕口令儿一十八愁，说虎也愁，狼是愁，象也愁，这个鹿也愁，骡子也愁马也愁，牛也愁，羊也愁，猪也愁，狗也愁，鸭子也愁鹅也愁，愁，螃蟹愁，蛤蜊愁，乌龟愁，鱼愁虾愁各有分由。虎愁不敢把那高山下，狼愁这个野心耍滑头，象愁脸憨皮又厚，鹿愁头上长犄角，马愁鞴鞍行千里，骡子愁它本是一世休，羊愁从小它把胡子长，牛愁愁的犯牛轴，狗愁改不了那净吃屎，猪愁离不开那臭水沟，鸭子愁扁了它的嘴，鹅愁愁来愁去长了个大奔头，愁长了一身脓疱疥，螃蟹愁的净横搂，蛤蜊愁闭关自守，乌龟愁的不敢露头，鱼愁离水不能走，这个虾愁空枪乱扎没准头。

可是那位说你净瞎诌，您说我诌来我就诌，闲来没事啊溜溜舌头啊，说什么上山吱扭扭，什么下山乱点头，什么有头无有尾，这个什么有尾无有头，什么有腿家中坐，什么没腿游九州，赵州桥什么人修，玉石的栏杆什么人留，什么人骑驴桥上走，什么人推车轧道沟，什么人拖刀桥上站，什么人勒马看春秋，什么人白，什么人黑，什么人的胡子一大堆，什么圆圆在天边，什么圆圆在眼前，什么圆圆长街卖，什么圆圆道两边，什么鸟穿青又穿白，什么鸟穿出皂靴来，什么鸟身披十样锦，什么鸟身披麻布口袋？什么开花节节高，什么开花毛着腰，什么开花无人见，什么开花嘴上嘟着一嘴毛。双扇门，单扇开，我自己破闷儿自己猜。车子上山吱扭扭，瘸子下山乱点头，有头无有尾，蝎子有尾无有头，板凳有腿儿家中坐，粮船没腿儿游九州，赵州桥鲁班修，玉石栏杆圣人留，张果老骑驴桥上走，柴王爷推车轧道沟，周仓扛刀桥上站，关二爷勒马看春秋，罗成白，敬德黑，张飞的胡子一大堆，月亮圆圆在天边，眼镜圆圆在眼前，烧饼圆圆长街卖，车轱辘圆圆道两边，喜鹊穿青又穿白，乌鸦穿出皂靴来，野鸡身披十样锦，鹌鹑身披麻布口袋，芝麻开花节节高，柳树开花毛着腰，橡子开花无人见，老玉米开花嘴上嘟着一嘴毛。

说扁担长，板凳宽。扁担没有板凳宽，板凳没有扁担长。扁担偏要扁着绑在板凳上，这个板凳偏不让扁担扁着绑在板凳上，扁担偏要扁着绑在板凳上。

出南门，奔正南，有个面铺面冲南，面铺门口挂着一个蓝布棉门帘，挂着这个蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧面铺面冲南，摘了这个蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧面铺还是面冲南。

出西门走七步，捡块鸡皮补皮裤，是鸡皮补皮裤，不是鸡皮不必补皮裤。

出西门本正西，树木琅林长不齐，一二三四五六七，七六五四三二一，六五四三二一，五四三二一，四三二一，三二一，二一一，一个一，数了半天一棵树，这个一棵树上长七枝，七枝结了七样果，结的是槟子、橙子、橘子、柿子、李子、栗子、梨。

第五篇 关于最长的绕口令

高高山上一老僧。身穿衲袍几千层。要问老僧的年高迈。曾记得那黄河九澄清！五百年清上一澄，一共是四千五百冬，老僧倒有八个徒弟，八个徒弟都有法名。大徒弟名叫青头楞，二徒弟名叫愣头青，三徒弟名叫僧三点，四徒弟名叫点三僧，五徒弟名叫崩得儿巴，六徒弟名叫巴得儿崩，七徒弟名叫风吹花，八徒弟名叫花吹风。

老师傅教他们八宗艺，八仙过海各显其能。青头楞会打磬，愣头青会念经，僧三点会吹管，点三僧会捧笙，崩得儿巴会打鼓，巴得儿崩会撞钟，风吹花会扫地，花吹风会点灯。老师傅让他们换一换，要想换过来不可能；师傅让你们换一换，哎要想换过来不可能。

　老师傅一见有了气，是要打徒弟整八名，眼看着八个徒弟要挨打，从外边来了五位云游僧。他们共凑僧人十三位，移到后院数玲珑，后院倒有个玲珑塔，是一去数单层，回来数双层，谁要是数过了玲珑塔，谁就是个大师兄。玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第一层。一张高桌，四条腿，一个和尚一本经，一副铙铂一口磬，一个木袋鱼子一盏灯，一个金铃，整四两，风儿一刮响哗楞！玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔隔过两层数三层。三张高桌，一十二条腿，三个和尚三本经，三副铙铂三口磬，三个木袋鱼子三盏灯，三个金铃，一十二两，风儿一刮响哗楞！玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第五层。五张高桌，二十条腿，五个和尚五本经，五副铙铂五口磬，五个木袋鱼子五盏灯，五个金铃，二十两，风儿一刮响哗楞！玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第七层。七张高桌，二十八条腿，七个和尚七本经，七副铙铂七口磬，七个木袋鱼子七盏灯，七个金铃，二十八两，风儿一刮响哗楞！玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第九层。九张高桌，三十六条腿，九个和尚九本经，九副铙铂九口磬，九个木袋鱼子九盏灯，九个金铃，三十六两，风儿一刮响哗楞！玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔十一层。十一张高桌，四十四条腿，十一个和尚十一本经，十一副铙铂十一口磬，十一个木袋鱼子十一盏灯，十一个金铃，四十四两，风儿一刮响哗楞！玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔到顶十三层。十三张高桌，五十二条腿，十三个和尚十三本经，十三副铙铂十三口磬，十三个木袋鱼子十三盏灯，十三个金铃，五十二两，风儿一刮响哗楞！玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔往回数是十二层。十二张高桌，四十八条腿，十二个和尚十二本经，十二副铙铂十二口磬，十二个木袋鱼子十二盏灯，十二个金铃，四十八两，风儿一刮响哗楞！玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第十层。十张高桌，四十条腿，十个和尚十本经，十副铙铂十口磬，十个木袋鱼子十盏灯，十个金铃，四十两，风儿一刮响哗楞！玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第八层。八张高桌，三十二条腿，八个和尚八本经，八副铙铂八口磬，八个木袋鱼子八盏灯，八个金铃，三十二两，风儿一刮响哗楞！

玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第六层。六张高桌，二十四条腿，六个和尚六本经，六副铙铂六口磬，六个木袋鱼子六盏灯，六个金铃，二十四两，风儿一刮响哗楞！

玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第四层。四张高桌，一十六条腿，四个和尚四本经，四副铙铂四口磬，四个木袋鱼子四盏灯，四个金铃，一十六两，风儿一刮响哗楞！　玲珑塔塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第二层。两张高桌，八条腿，两个和尚两本经，两副铙铂八口磬，两个木袋鱼子两盏灯，两个金铃，整八两，风儿一刮响哗楞！

老僧数罢了玲珑塔，抬头看，满天星，低头看，有个坑，坑里看，冻着冰，冰上看，有一棵松，松上看，落（读lao，去声）着鹰，屋里看，有一老僧，僧前看，有一本经，经前看，点着灯，墙上看，钉着钉，钉上看，挂着弓。看着看着迷了眼，西北连天刮大风，说大风，好大风，刮散了满天星，刮平了地上坑，刮化了坑里冰，刮倒了冰上松，刮飞了松上鹰，刮走了一老僧，刮飞了僧前经，刮灭了经前灯，刮掉了墙上钉，刮崩了钉上弓。霎时间，只刮得，星散、坑平、冰化、松倒、鹰飞、僧走、经翻、灯灭、钉掉、弓崩，一段绕口令。

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